Very Attractive Games: Prototype, Silent Hill
Just wanted to post on some games I think look crazy delicious.
Prototype
This game looks awesome because it contains my three most favorite things in the world; Mutants, Zombie Viral Pandemics and Military Conspiracies. In Prototype you are Alex Mercer, a man who can’t remember his past and has the ability to shape-shift as well as absorb the sweet delicious memories of people he has consumed. With these powers Alex runs around the city of New York, which has been quarantined, trying to find out what is going on. Once you have absorbed someone you can shape shift into their form to gain access into military bases. According to the makers, this game will have GTA style freedom in which you can wonder about and interact with the environment without having any set mission. Prototype is scheduled to be released in October of 2008 for the Xbox 360 and PS3. It will also be out on the PC but who cares about that.
Silent Hill: Homecoming
This game contains zombies (one of my aforementioned favorite things) as well as scaring the piss out of me. Silent Hill Homecoming is a SAR (S#!@ ain’t right) Horror themed RPG. In Silent Hill Homecoming, you are Alex Shepherd returning home to look for your missing brother which usually results in a pants pissingly scary outcome (mine not his). There is not much news out yet on the actual details of the storyline but there are a lot of sneak preview movies. You can see these movies on pretty much any game site or just click on the link below. As I mentioned in my Bio, I heart Silent Hill and will be impatiently waiting with several pairs of dry pants for this game to come out.
Click HERE for the Silent Hill Homecoming trailer.
I agree. No one cares about the PC…well some people do but some people are also gay, have no lives and play MMORPG’s all day.
Not only was I horribly disappointed that my internet search for pant pissing turned up this useless artile (and not even any pics I might add), but now I have apparently been called out as a PC lover. Stupid Mac users…
Don’t worry, I’m sure with some more practice you’ll be able to talk to girls some day without pissing your pants. Its a common trait among PC users. Keep searching the net, there are many PC support groups for the same problem.
Why is your Icon screwed up?
Never mind. It’s normal again. But you will forever be damaged by PC.
I am looking forward to both of these games, as I also have the same affinity for zombie and viral outbreaks. What the world needs is more zombie games and movies.
If you really wanted to see someone piss their pants, check out this site.
http://www.gofish.com/player.gfp?gfid=30-1171053
Fucking degenerate!
I know, something about a pot and black, blah blah blah.
I’m not following that link fo sho. Knowing Russ, that link takes you to fucked up town and you never come back the same.
You guys are such freaks! I meant pissing my pants in a good wholesome all American way. You guys have made it into some sort of disgusting act.
You guys give pants pissing a bad name.
Wouldn’t be the first, or the last thing, I give a bad name to.
We are not freaks, you started it by putting pants pissing in your search terms. All I’m saying is don’t get a guys hopes up. And to Jeremiah, saying that Russ’ link will take you to fucked up town (while probably true) is like calling the kettle black. This from the guy who tried to get everybody else to watch 2 girls 1 cup or a donkey show…
I am a freak. But, the link is way more tame than 2 girls 1 cup or donkey porn. Both of which I have seen. It is just your average girl pissing her pants.
HAHAHA…Donkey Show…